i am a princess
long may i reign (x)OBSESSED <3
This will always be my favourite.
FAVEEEEEE
(via cupcakesandspells)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
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| Mom: | Can I see your tumblr? |
| Me: | WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* |
TINY FERRET
OH MY GOD WHAT
I think that’s actually an ermine, a teeeeeeny tiny little weasel.
Think of it as the ferret’s adorable pint-sized cousin.
PRECIOUS BABY!
(Source: serendipitousrelease, via thatsovivian)
this is fantastic
made my day!
This is awesome
(Source: geekscoutcookies, via thatsovivian)
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
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This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.
My girlfriend looks good, but she...
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
whoa lol im doing this when i get some corn starch
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
The shit my boyfriend does omfg I seriously cannot breathe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #switchedfaces lol ugly af hahaha @mvnu u made my morning